Recipe for cooking a cat

Ingredients:
6 table spoons of cowardice
9 Gallons of Stupidity
4 Tea spoons of "ghetto," aka as "Shame of the African-American community"
8 cups of negligent cruelty
1 Two month old cat

Instructions:
First, use all the cowardice and three gallons of stupidity to come to the conclusion breaking into your ex-roommate's flat is a good idea. Next, add the "Ghetto" slowly, making sure to spread it around the appartment for flavoring. Finally, combine the remaining stupidity with the Negligent cruelty and put it, and the cat, into the oven and preheat until the ex-roommate comes home.

Follow up:
MORE THAN A MONTH OF INTERNET RAGE AND COLD HARD JUSTICE: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/332/petition-to-have-cheyenne-cherry-tried-as-adult