Ice cream

Shadow: YOU WANT ICE CREAM?

Noodle: YES

Shadow: AND PUPIES?

Noodle: =D

Shadow: *PUPPIES

Noodle: PUUUPPPPPPPIIIEEESSSSS

Shadow: YOU WANT THEM>

Noodle: PUPPY FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Shadow: NO.

Shadow: PUPPIES AND ICE CREAM

Noodle: NEVER MIND THEN

Shadow: WE ALSO HAVE ICE CREAM MADE OUT OF KITTY BLOOD

Shadow: MMM MMM KITTY BLOOD

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Noodle: I WANT PUPPY FLAVORED

Shadow: WE ONLY HAVE KITTY FLAVORED.

Noodle: *KICKS DRIVER'S SEAT* I WANT PUUUPPPYYYY FLLLAAAVVOOOORRREEEDDDDD

Shadow: SHUT UP I WILL TURN THIS CAR INTO A TREE!

Noodle: CAN I HAVE TREE FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Noodle: OR CAR FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Noodle: OR YOU FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Noodle: DA DAY

Noodle: DA DAY

Noodle: DA DAY

Shadow: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Noodle: ...

Noodle: Nevermind.

Noodle: I don't want it anymore.

Noodle: *sniff*

Shadow: Good. You're grandmother is waiting at the ravine.

Noodle: Grandma flavored ice cream?

Shadow: No.

Shadow: Grandma flavored grandma.

Noodle: But grandma tasted like a dirty trashcan full of poop.

Noodle: *vomits all over front seat*

Noodle: DA DAY

Shadow: Then this time, don't try to eat her.

Noodle: I'M SICK

Shadow: FUCKING HELL YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Shadow: OH MY GOD THIS WAS A NEW CAR.

Noodle: *vomits again*

Shadow: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'LL BE PAYING OFF THAT PUKE FOR A-...

Noodle: YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS

Shadow: HOLY FUCK? WHAT ARE YOU A LITTLE PUKE BASIN?!

Noodle: *vomits on windshield*

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Noodle: DA DAY

Shadow: *Car crashes, everyone dies.*

Recipe for cooking a cat

Ingredients:
6 table spoons of cowardice
9 Gallons of Stupidity
4 Tea spoons of "ghetto," aka as "Shame of the African-American community"
8 cups of negligent cruelty
1 Two month old cat

Instructions:
First, use all the cowardice and three gallons of stupidity to come to the conclusion breaking into your ex-roommate's flat is a good idea. Next, add the "Ghetto" slowly, making sure to spread it around the appartment for flavoring. Finally, combine the remaining stupidity with the Negligent cruelty and put it, and the cat, into the oven and preheat until the ex-roommate comes home.

Follow up:
MORE THAN A MONTH OF INTERNET RAGE AND COLD HARD JUSTICE: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/332/petition-to-have-cheyenne-cherry-tried-as-adult

New Disease Discovered

The CDC has announced today the discovery of a new virus. The Canadian Keyboard Virus, named for its unusual shape, is transmitted via contact with the North American Beaver. The virus has been contained in Canada until recently, when a Georgia man visiting distant relatives in Manitoba was bitten by an infected beaver. In response to the threat of infection, the United States has closed its border with Canada, and is in the process of forcing native Canadians back to their home country. Details on the severity of the disease are scheduled to be released at a CDC press conference at their Atlanta headquarters later today.