Ice cream

Shadow: YOU WANT ICE CREAM?

Noodle: YES

Shadow: AND PUPIES?

Noodle: =D

Shadow: *PUPPIES

Noodle: PUUUPPPPPPPIIIEEESSSSS

Shadow: YOU WANT THEM>

Noodle: PUPPY FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Shadow: NO.

Shadow: PUPPIES AND ICE CREAM

Noodle: NEVER MIND THEN

Shadow: WE ALSO HAVE ICE CREAM MADE OUT OF KITTY BLOOD

Shadow: MMM MMM KITTY BLOOD

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Noodle: I WANT PUPPY FLAVORED

Shadow: WE ONLY HAVE KITTY FLAVORED.

Noodle: *KICKS DRIVER'S SEAT* I WANT PUUUPPPYYYY FLLLAAAVVOOOORRREEEDDDDD

Shadow: SHUT UP I WILL TURN THIS CAR INTO A TREE!

Noodle: CAN I HAVE TREE FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Noodle: OR CAR FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Noodle: OR YOU FLAVORED ICE CREAM?

Noodle: DA DAY

Noodle: DA DAY

Noodle: DA DAY

Shadow: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Noodle: ...

Noodle: Nevermind.

Noodle: I don't want it anymore.

Noodle: *sniff*

Shadow: Good. You're grandmother is waiting at the ravine.

Noodle: Grandma flavored ice cream?

Shadow: No.

Shadow: Grandma flavored grandma.

Noodle: But grandma tasted like a dirty trashcan full of poop.

Noodle: *vomits all over front seat*

Noodle: DA DAY

Shadow: Then this time, don't try to eat her.

Noodle: I'M SICK

Shadow: FUCKING HELL YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Shadow: OH MY GOD THIS WAS A NEW CAR.

Noodle: *vomits again*

Shadow: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'LL BE PAYING OFF THAT PUKE FOR A-...

Noodle: YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS

Shadow: HOLY FUCK? WHAT ARE YOU A LITTLE PUKE BASIN?!

Noodle: *vomits on windshield*

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Noodle: DA DAY

Shadow: *Car crashes, everyone dies.*