Note: The names have been changed to protect the insane.
Noodle: Raan!
Noodle: raan!
Noodle: raan!
Noodle: raan!
Noodle: raan!
Noodle: raan!
Shadow Walker: RAAN!
Noodle: raan!
Shadow Walker: RAAN!
Noodle: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Shadow Walker: Raan!
Noodle: Raan!
Shadow Walker: RaAaN!
Raan: Hey! Listen!
Noodle: Rann, my loady!
Raan: Hey! Listen!
Noodle: RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Raan: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Raan: Well, this has certainly been productive.
Shadow Walker: He spoke!
Noodle: I LOVE YOU
Noodle: RAAN
Shadow Walker: You...
Noodle: I WANT YO BABIES
Shadow Walker: misspelled.
Shadow Walker: Raan.
Shadow Walker: Um...
Shadow Walker: I've got an itch.
Noodle: Yes!
Shadow Walker: =D!
Noodle: You can be the meridian vase.
Raan: The what?
Noodle: The meridian vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!
Shadow Walker: Can you believe this Robert?
Noodle: Hey, man, want to buy some popcorn shrimp?
Raan: By the way SW, big props on the thread hijack.
Noodle: Oh God, that was gold.
Raan: Pancakes are a delicious distraction.
Noodle: Pancakes!
Raan: Cakes of the pan.
Shadow Walker: Dude, I should have never have tried to argue with that fuck wad.
Raan: I love how it was in all caps: THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PANCAKES
Shadow Walker: So I finally had it. I was never going to get the last post, so I took away the idiot's soap box.
Noodle: People like MFT just need to be castrated.
Noodle: And I like how everyone (except, of course, pkb and MFT) actually talked about pancakes.
Raan: Did you see his comment on Oracle buying out Sun Microsystems, Noodle?
Shadow Walker: Oh gawd.
Noodle: OH GOD YES.
Shadow Walker: I felt part of myself die reading that.
Shadow Walker: Oh.
Shadow Walker: They have free food...
Raan: I quite literally facepalmed.
Noodle: :3
Shadow Walker: I mean here at the dorm.
Shadow Walker: Nevermind.
Raan: I love free food. Free anything, really.
Noodle: Did you see his WMD comment?
Shadow Walker: So Raan finally jumped on the train to drag MFT through
Shadow Walker: Auschwitz. Just as a fitting punishment.
Raan: Check this picture out. I fully agree with the caption. http://macrochan.org
/get.py?sha1=RE7JTTKROLHST46SN4BNJORHGANRXU3P&nopop
Raan: I mean, God Damn.
Noodle: =D
Noodle: PANCAKES
Shadow Walker: Nice.
Noodle: You can be the meridian vase.
Raan: So, how's the pie?
Shadow Walker: oh.
Shadow Walker: I've decided.
Noodle: Not bad.
Shadow Walker: I am now the thread bandit.
Raan: Yes.
Shadow Walker: For today... at least.
Noodle: Dun dun dunnnnn!
Raan: Dramatic reverb.
Shadow Walker: I've already stolen my next thread!
Noodle: Orly?
Noodle: Won't work. D:
Shadow Walker: Of course, stealing threads is like stealing trains. The problem with this thread is that they're all over
the god damned tracks.
Raan: Why have we not invented Mr. Fusion yet? It seems like someone should get on that.
Shadow Walker: I mean, none of them are even linked together.
Noodle: Lol.
Raan: Multi-Track Drifting.
Shadow Walker: Pretty much.
Shadow Walker: A theory deemed impossible until the train of tought in that thread started chugging.
Noodle: Hur.
Shadow Walker: It's powered by rage and lulz
Raan: And then it went right over a cliff.
Noodle: HOLY FREEDOM FRIES
Noodle: QUICKLY, ROBERT, RUN!
Raan: Which is when things got interesting.
Shadow Walker: The two polar opposites of the power of internet drama
Noodle: Who drew your avatar, SW?
Shadow Walker: Glaive
Raan: It's a good'n.
Noodle: Shweet.
Noodle: I want to see an artist's rendition of me.
Noodle: Not DD, I already know what I look like in his rendition.
Noodle: Completely insane.
Noodle: And screaming.
Noodle: MOAR TEA
Shadow Walker: Dude, that artist rendition isn't of me.
Shadow Walker: I don't have a "sona"
Shadow Walker: I'm more amorphous than you, like Raan.
Noodle: :0
Shadow Walker: But at the same time, I have characters.
Noodle: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Shadow Walker: Cupnoodle, the guy with the top hat, is your sona.
Noodle: Eh....
Shadow Walker: Yeah.
Shadow Walker: So anyway, if I had to pick a 'sona, I'd probably go with Nefyst for badass psychological freak outs.
Noodle: A youtube troll?
Noodle: Seriously?
Raan: Psychobilly freakout?
Noodle: A short little annoying green guy?
Raan: Anonymous?
Shadow Walker: DUDE! I TOLD YOU THAT NEFYST WAS A REAL CHARACTER
Noodle: No you didn't.
Shadow Walker: ...yes I did.
Noodle: No.
Shadow Walker: Ok, Nefyst is a character in my story who's whole existance is to piss off the reader and add
suspense.
Raan: That explains some things.
Noodle: So he's a narrator.
Noodle: What.
Noodle: See, I'm just like him.
Noodle: :3
Shadow Walker: Basically, there's no real explaination for why he exists, what he's trying to do (his plans have to do with everything from elections to the day to day price of soap.)
Shadow Walker: Or if he's evil or not.
Noodle: I like soup.
Noodle: Corn soup.
Shadow Walker: Yeah...
Raan: Soup is delicious.
Shadow Walker: Sorry. Got too serious.
Noodle: You know, if I had thought about it, I would have a much cooler (and less funny) name right now.
Noodle: I haven't really thought about it, though, so good luck getting one out of me.
Noodle: I hate names.
Raan: Kanye West: Making Mike Meyers Uncomfortable Since 2005.
Noodle: Whee.
Noodle: Everybody knows the halocaust was a lie, so let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy!
Shadow Walker: Do you guys liek fishdticks?
Noodle: YES!
Shadow Walker: What are you, a gay fish?
Noodle: Oh fuck you.
Raan: Pwn't.
Shadow Walker: =D
Noodle: You sound like Dyingfetus.
Raan: ...Que?
Noodle: It's a guy we trolled that only made gay insults.
Shadow Walker: Now, he was like: "BLAHBLAH BLAH, GAY! BLAHBLAH CONSERVATIVE! BLAH BLAH NWO!
BLAH DILDO UP MY ASS!"
Shadow Walker: Oh!
Raan: I'm speechless.
Noodle: My stomach was making the rublies
Noodle: that only hands would satisfy
Shadow Walker: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooh looks like a job for the
baaaaahbulance! Here we see a man, mister xdyingfetusx69 attempting to act like he has balls over the interwebz. In
reality, he's come off as a complete douche who blocks people who disagree with him. He is the common, idiotus-butthurtacus, found primarily on the internet. They feed on their own tears and usually actually seek out things to be butthurt about."
Raan: *Claps like a blithering idiot*
Shadow Walker: Yeah. Doomkitten89 did that too...
Noodle: Llamas...WITH HATS
Raan: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT SPRINKLE ABUSE WHO DO I TAKE THIS TO?
Noodle: CAARRL, THERE IS A DEAD HUMAN IN OUR HOUSE
Shadow Walker: YELLING IS FUN!
Raan: WOOOOOOOOO!
Shadow Walker: WE SHOULD DO IT ALL THE TIME!
Noodle: ALL CAPS MAKE YOU LOOK INTELLIGENT AND MAKES PEOPLE LISTEN YO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!
Shadow Walker: IT ALSO MAKES YOU FUNNY!
Raan: WOOOO! Okay, that's enough. I just saw H. Jon Benjamin in that Budwiser commercial with Conan O'Brien in it.
Shadow Walker: I was in a porno.
Shadow Walker: It was about fish.
Noodle: I was in a porno.
Noodle: It involved cows.
Shadow Walker: I was in a porno
Shadow Walker: *cocks gun*
Shadow Walker: And I didn't get paid.
Noodle: :0
Raan: I was in a made-for-tv porno.
Shadow Walker: =D
Raan: the writing was terrible.
Noodle: I want to watch
Shadow Walker: ((I'm so posting this section of the conversation.))
Raan: Ah, go ahead. I don't give a damn.
Noodle: =D
Noodle: Where's my moose?
Shadow Walker: ((Link censored by oppressive government))
Noodle: Wtf, why does it say noodle gale?
Noodle: That's not on my profile.
Shadow Walker: Noodle Gale: Wtf, why does it say noodle gale?
Raan: Internet. Serious Buisness.
Noodle: It says noodle.
Noodle: My "acutal name" is James Dong.
Noodle: Yahoo sucks ass.
Noodle: OH MY GOD IT'S A FLYING FUCKING WALRUS
Shadow Walker: Raan, I'll call your last IM and raise you one pancake.
Noodle: Or...
Noodle: vampire fucking kittens?
Shadow Walker: The good old days, when it was legal to shoot cats by saying they were vampires.
Noodle: :3
Raan: I'll see your pancake and raise you one Truffle Shuffle. http://www.urbandictionary.com
/define.php?term=Truffle+Shuffle
Noodle: I LOVE THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Shadow Walker: I'll raise you tubgirl.
Raan: I fold.
Shadow Walker: They always do.
Noodle: Lol.
Raan: Through the powers of the interbutt, I have developed the Truffle Shuffle into a powerful attack.
Shadow Walker: Dude, I'm serious. Someone should save these until we figure out some way to show them to the public.
Shadow Walker: You know, after we censor the random mind fuck out of them.
Raan: Sure, I'll archive them for us.
Noodle: FEED YOUR HEEEAAADDD
Raan: I will now demonstrate the power of GAMBIT SCHEMA -> TRUFFLE SHUFFLE.
Raan: >genai 1220 1
Raan: Enemy Crab Appeared!
Shadow Walker: Sweeeet.
Shadow Walker: I use Goatse bomb!
Noodle: OH GOD
Shadow Walker: I uh... don't have a pic.
Raan: Enemy Crab hit for 712 hp.
Noodle: DONG
Noodle: WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE
Shadow Walker: I borrowed it.
Raan: Enemy Crab is Confused!
Shadow Walker: Wait... we're still on that?
Raan: Truffle Shuffle needs to be a meme.
Noodle: Tru.
Noodle: Dat.
Shadow Walker: Go, Sexual sexual harrasment panda!
Shadow Walker: Wait...
Noodle: Terastas kind of won the thread in the Obama thread, besides the whole pancake thing.
Shadow Walker: yeah.
Shadow Walker: Ter kicked ass.
Raan: Fuck yeah.
Shadow Walker: Mostly because the Reps had no idea what they were talking about.
Shadow Walker: I think he admitted I helped before the thread jack.
Noodle: Derp!
Raan: And according to the rules of the internet, pkb lost by mentioning that thing he mentioned. Y'know, Godwin's
Law.
Noodle: :3
Noodle: Mmm.
Noodle: Bacon.
Raan: Mmm, Juicy Fruit.
Noodle: Where's my moose?
Raan: Munchin' on walnuts.
Noodle: You win.
Noodle: Was the whole joke that they would end up in the moose's mouth?
Raan: I accept this award not for myself, but also me and I.
Noodle: Or that it could eat walnuts?
Raan: I think the joke was that the kids were terrified by it eating walnuts.
Noodle: Or just Dib was.
Noodle: "Gir! GIR! Release the monkey!"
Noodle: ...
Noodle: "MONKEY!!!"
Shadow Walker: "I love you."
Noodle: "I'm gonna eat a rat!"
Raan: "I made waffles!"
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